Pint-sized Financier Gifts

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Brickie's Mate

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Tim's marketing solutions

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

Baby

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

Painting and Decorating