Pint-sized Farmer Gifts

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Oh Hi!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Show and Tell.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Tractor Art

Tropical Cow Tank

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

The Moo-Walk

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Production in times of pandemic

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Scarecrow Painting

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'