Pint-sized Farmer T-Shirts

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Oh Hi!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Show and Tell.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Tractor Art

Tropical Cow Tank

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

The Moo-Walk

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Scarecrow Painting

Production in times of pandemic

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!