Miniature Farmer T-Shirts

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Show and Tell.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Hydroponic Gardening

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Cowpat Man.

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

Bonsai trees.

Santa Claus's Tool Box

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Bonsai Gardener

Bonsai Redwood Tree

Hairdryer Hurricane

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

Ant using fork lift to carry his leaf

'We met in a railway station...'

Ant Farm in foreclosure

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

Are you on Facebook? I got kicked off of Facebook

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."