Mischievous Mini Farmer T-Shirts

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Oh Hi!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Show and Tell.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Food fight!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Hydroponic Gardening

Tropical Cow Tank

Cow cartooning block.

The Moo-Walk

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Re-Tail.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

BAAYE!

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'A few over here, please.'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

A man makes a lewd gesture towards a cow.

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

Ant Farm in foreclosure

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."