Pint-sized Profiteer Gifts

Tim's marketing solutions

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Making Money.

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'