Pint Person Gifts

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Brickie's Mate

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Tim's marketing solutions

Baby dressed for the opera.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Beer Club for Men.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

Wish You Were Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Did you spill my pint?'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"