Pint Pioneer Gifts

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Beer Stall

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Happy thoughts

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Beer Club for Men.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Wish You Were Beer

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Ben Okri

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Pinocchio gets a piercing.

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'