Pint Enthusiast Gifts

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'Oi! '

'I suppose I'll have to buy a luxury yacht, a helicopter and a Lamborghini - but the pub is only round the corner.'

"Of course I'm late. It was a game of two halves, fourteen pints and a night in jail."

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Budget: A penny off a pint!

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beers

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Brickie's Mate

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Water-works.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Beer

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Pipe dreams!

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle