Pint Enthusiast Prints

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

'Oi! '

'I suppose I'll have to buy a luxury yacht, a helicopter and a Lamborghini - but the pub is only round the corner.'

"Of course I'm late. It was a game of two halves, fourteen pints and a night in jail."

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Budget: A penny off a pint!

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

J. R. R. Tolkien

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beers

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Brickie's Mate

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Water-works.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Beer

"I'll pencil you in for recess."