Pint-sized Inventor Gifts

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

Tim's marketing solutions

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"It must be still charging."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

How to Rise with the Sun