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'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Young Frankenstein"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Baby dressed for the opera.

World's cheapest car

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Tim's marketing solutions

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"It must be still charging."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

How to Rise with the Sun

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!