Curious Inventor Gifts

"I invented the spirals..." "And I invented the plastic bits holding the spirals in place!"

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It keeps me sane!'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

How to Rise with the Sun

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!