Pint-sized Optimist Gifts

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Six Thinking Hats

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

Tim's marketing solutions

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Flower growing from a bomb.

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Half-empty, yet I can't complain...'

Coronovirus dreams

Just Because it's Tuesday

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Cup half full