Pint-sized Pro Gifts

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Happy thoughts

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Brickie's Mate

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Tim's marketing solutions

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Oi! '

Beer

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."