Pint-sized Planner Gifts

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Santa relaxes by Fire

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Smart bloke.'

Do as many study days as you can

Chess Chef

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.