Little Planner Gifts

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Smart bloke.'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"