Pint-sized Planner T-Shirts

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Santa relaxes by Fire

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

Chess Chef

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"