Downsizing Planner Gifts

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

Yard Sale

"Not to mention the park view."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'