Downsizing Dreamer Gifts

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Pampered and poodled.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Yard Sale

"Not to mention the park view."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."