Downsize Dreamer Gifts

"That's your tiny house!"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Yardless: Please help

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Pampered and poodled.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Yard Sale

"Not to mention the park view."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"