Pint-sized Pugilist Gifts

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Tim's marketing solutions

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Muhammad Dali...

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Such petulance!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Shadow Punch

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Baby

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'