Pint-sized Protector Gifts

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Baby dressed for the opera.

A child and his dog

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Vaccine shortage in Europe

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

Baby

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

Attacking COVID

Painting and Decorating

You shouldn't knock them back so quickly. I had one stolen once!

Asbestos Clean-up

Librarian ponders how a small child reached a book on the top shelf.