Pint-sized Performer Gifts

Baby dressed for the opera.

Baby

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Sun Flower.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Take a bow!

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Baroque Dance Studio

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

Painting and Decorating

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

"What does your father do for a living?"

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

Librarian ponders how a small child reached a book on the top shelf.