Pint-sized Performer Prints

Baby dressed for the opera.

Baby

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Sun Flower.

One!

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Take a bow!

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Tim's marketing solutions

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Baroque Dance Studio

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

Painting and Decorating

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

"What does your father do for a living?"

'It must have been the fork in the road.'