Pint-sized Painter Prints

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

Painting and Decorating

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Just call me Picasso!

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Sun Flower.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Brickie's Mate

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Beer

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Baby

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite