Pint-sized Pianists Gifts

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Just call me Picasso!

Sun Flower.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

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Baby dressed for the opera.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Little Piano

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The battle of the pianos.

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

"Don't make me come down there."

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Baby

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

Painting and Decorating

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

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