Pint-sized Cyclists Gifts

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Cycling with a harp case

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Baby dressed for the opera.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Baby

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

Painting and Decorating

Exercise Bike.

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

Tour de Fran's

Monkey on Bike

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"What does your father do for a living?"

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

Tandem face mask

Librarian ponders how a small child reached a book on the top shelf.