Concert Pianists Gifts

"Don't make me come down there."

Rhapsody in Blue.

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Radiator jazz player

Frederic Chopin

A baby playing on a grand piano

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Piano Keyboard

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

The Death Of Venus

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Take me to you lieder.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano