Playful Pianist Gifts

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Concert Pianist.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Allegro con molto espresso

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Frederic Chopin

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Piano Keyboard

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

'Take me to you lieder.'

The Death Of Venus

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."