Little Executive Gifts

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Tabletop Theatre

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"It failed the stress test."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

That kid's all business.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Cat Boss

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'