Little Professional Gifts

"Papi, I'm writing my resume!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Tabletop Theatre

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Building Blocks.

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'They're a very successful family.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Professional woman in pub

"I want to work from home!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."