Little Professional Gifts

"Papi, I'm writing my resume!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Tabletop Theatre

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Building Blocks.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Loyalty Award

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"I want to work from home!"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Work Life Balance