Tiny Professional Gifts

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Hobby Store

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Baby Playing Violin

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

S.S.dot.com

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Fact amnesty"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

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'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Huawei Five-O

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You are found guilty of privacy, aggravated privacy and the exercise of privacy with intent to conceal."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Google signwriter.

Home for the Holidays

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