Tiny Attorney Gifts

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

"He wants to be an architect."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'