Tiny Lawyer Gifts

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Daddy's Litigious Girl

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

Free the Downtown Three!

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'