Little Lawyers Gifts

Children playing divorcees

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Daddy's Litigious Girl

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

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'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."

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