Miniature Lawyer Gifts

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Daddy's Litigious Girl

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'What do you mean, Poll Tax?'

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'

"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

Children playing divorcees

"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.