Tiny Litigators Gifts

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

Daddy's Litigious Girl

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

Free the Downtown Three!

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

Children playing divorcees

"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."

'Let's be realistic, Dad. How can I compete in the global economy without a raise in my allowance?'