Tiny Consultants Gifts

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"He wants to be an architect."

The Book Club

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

Dancing children

"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."