Tiny Professional Pillows

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Hobby Store

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Baby Playing Violin

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Fact amnesty"

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You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

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"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You are found guilty of privacy, aggravated privacy and the exercise of privacy with intent to conceal."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

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