Tiny Taskmaster Gifts

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Baby Playing Violin

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Monday around 9PM.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Beesy schedule.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Bucket List

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Spilled Milk