Taskmaster Gifts

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

Things to Do: Delegate.

'Your report is organized, concise and error free...have you been monotasking again?'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

I'm beginning to wonder if our terms of reference may be just a little bit too broad?'

Beesy schedule.

Man with two in trays on his desk asks man with two out trays; 'Shouldn't one of those be mine?'

'Eat the damn spinach. When you're eighteen you can have a mind of your own.'

'This isn't working -- by the time I make out my list of things to do today, it's tomorrow!'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

Worker ant's To Do list.

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I'd rather be at the office."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"I've got a very important job I'd like you to start doing - yours!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Oh, what a to-do!'

Multitasking.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Jason and the Aga notes,

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Never ending to do list