Home Taskmaster Gifts

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

Never ending to do list

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Bucket List

"I'd rather be at the office."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'