Household Taskmaster Gifts

In-out.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

Worker ant's To Do list.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Monday around 9PM.

Never ending to do list

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Beesy schedule.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

Bucket List

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"I'd rather be at the office."

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."