Household Taskmaster Gifts

In-out.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"I had to skip my workout."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Beesy schedule.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

Bucket List

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'