Domestic Taskmaster Gifts

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Never ending to do list

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I'd rather be at the office."

Bucket List

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

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