Domestic Task Trooper Gifts

'Hey, don't look at me - you're the one who cut off the laundry tags because you found them itchy!'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'

Anteater's Washing Day

"You killed it, you clean it."

Obstacles for women

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

'Me, have a nice day -you must be joking! Have you seen that pile of ironing?'