"Tell your father that garbage was on Tuesday."
Domestic Duty Doer Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who thrives on managing the home front? Our collection of products celebrates the love, humor, and dedication of domestic duty doers. From clever mugs to fun t-shirts, each item is designed to bring a smile and honor their everyday efforts. Find the perfect way to say thanks or simply add a touch of humor to their routine. Show appreciation for the ones who keep everything running smoothly—because their hard work deserves recognition in style.
Since Norman retired he likes to stay useful around the house.
Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.
'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'
'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'
"Somehow, my wife pinned me to her taskbar."
'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'
"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."
'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).
'I'll tell you what mister - I'll lose ten pounds and stop nagging, the same day you act your age, cleanup after yourself, cook your own food and get a brain in that fat head.'
"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."
"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"
A Page Drawing
'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'
"Can I draw you a bath sir?"
"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."
'Poor Adam -- now she's got him mowing the place!'
Obstacles for women
The good news is, I'm granting your request for house arrest. The bad news is your wife's to-do list.
"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"
'This is a list of all the things you need to do around the house when you get your parole.'
"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."
"High hopes nothin'. I've got kids to feed."
'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'
"When I was small, the baby of the family always did all the chores for her sweet old aunt."
"Did you remember to get all the things I forgot to mention?"
"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."
'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'
"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."
Congress Hits 'Not Quite a Wimp'.
"Madame asks how your program is?"
'Mommy loves you but Mommy has to move out. Daddy will feed you, wash your clothes, clean the house, do the shopping, take you to the doctor...'
Snobbery Towards Servants
Rhonda would somehow always manage to enlarge her clothes when doing laundry.
"You rang, sir?"
Domestic Duty Doer Gifts Collection
Domestic Duty Doer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for domestic duty doers—bring a smile to their face with a humorous or heartfelt design on every cup.
Domestic Duty Doer Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their relaxation space with our pillows—ideal for unwinding after a busy day of managing the home.
Domestic Duty Doer Prints
Decorate their favorite space with stylish prints that showcase their dedication—thoughtful, humorous art that honors the everyday hero in your life.
Domestic Duty Doer T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to celebrate their household heroics—fun, comfortable, and full of personality, these tees make daily chores a little more cheerful.