Domestic Duties Detective Gifts

Rhonda would somehow always manage to enlarge her clothes when doing laundry.

$1: Family Secrets

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

Castle Cat Flap

What's mom's deal? She thinks we lie to her. Careful with the work "we," my little peck. Girls never lie. That was a whopper!

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'Poor Adam -- now she's got him mowing the place!'

House detective.

The good news is, I'm granting your request for house arrest. The bad news is your wife's to-do list.

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

Obstacles for women

'I see that you have two sisters and you like the Beatles. I predict that you will graduate in 2012...'

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

The plot thickens. Say, what's this sock I lost in the dryer doing in the dishwasher?

"I hope you have a good explanation."