Domestic Duties Detective Pillows

Rhonda would somehow always manage to enlarge her clothes when doing laundry.

$1: Family Secrets

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

Castle Cat Flap

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

House detective.

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

'Poor Adam -- now she's got him mowing the place!'

Obstacles for women

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"I hope you have a good explanation."

The mysteries of man-land.

'He's searching for his roots.'