Domestic Duties Enthusiast Pillows

'Mommy loves you but Mommy has to move out. Daddy will feed you, wash your clothes, clean the house, do the shopping, take you to the doctor...'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"What's all this?"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Think about the honey."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What happened to what cat?"

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

"Just empty it."

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Towels - His / Hers

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."